Thursday, September 27, 2007

Dora the Explorer is soooo totally an illegal immigrant

Yes, folks, it's true. If you don't believe Poker Chick then read all about this famous Facebook group that's been all over the web. They certainly have an interesting theory, it's copied and pasted below for your reading pleasure. It does explain that prison monkey she's always hanging around with....*

Ok, so here's the deal... If you need the explanations they're all around you...

1) She speaks spanish... she speaks spanish perfectly... what is she like...5? Her backpack even speaks spanish perfectly!
2) That backpack of hers has EVERYTHING in it! And we're talking everything! Life support, water/food, clothing for any weather, ropes, grappling hooks, shoes.... i mean c'mon!
3) She's carrying a freaking ZOO with her! I mean, she has a monkey, an band of insects, a bajillion other animals! Really! What kind of legal immigrant has that many pets!?
4) She's always on an "adventure" to transport a "package" to some destination and is always being stalked by a person trying to take that package... i mean... really, Swiper is so obviously some sort of border patrol person trying to collect evidence of Dora's entire narcotics trafficking buisness

The evidence is so obvious and around you guys!

*before you get that "OMG! How can I be laughing at such an inappropriate comment" look on your face, RELAX!!! It's a spoof. A joke. Not to be taken seriously.


All Adither said...

This is hilarious.

Now I want to know about Diego.

Anonymous said...

Number 4 is the best!! He he... hilarious! Linlin