Bill O'Reilly apparently feels that recent benefits to support nursing mothers are a burden to our society. Sounds like he harbors a not-so-secret resentment to people fighting for nursing mothers' rights. Who knows, perhaps he even harbors a secret resentment against nursing advocates, blaming these liberal idiots for the beating his portfolio has probably taken over the past few weeks.
We're going to go ahead and take a wild guess that readers of this blog are generally pro-nursing, or at least pro-supporting people who want to.
But sometimes you have to look at things from the other side.
Maybe the guy's got a point? I mean, why should we make it easier to breastfeed at work, or frankly at all? Do you really like walking down second avenue and seeing the indecency of exposed skin while some oblivious and thoughtless person feeds their child without even thinking to cover up or go down the stairs to the cramped and smelly bathroom like other people with manners do?
What has happened to us? How are we supposed to increase our lagging GDP if we are encouraging people to take time away from their work to pump? Look at all those Scandinavian hillbillies who let their womenfolk take a year off work and support their efforts to nurse. What do they get for their efforts? Cold and ice! Cold and ice, peeps!!! Is that what you want? A land of cold and ice?
Think about it. All that time pumping. That, combined with all that brainwashing hoopla the government is disseminating about preventative health, for goodness sakes - smoke breaks may disappear altogether! Think about what the tobacco companies do for our economy! It would be downright irresponsible to let tobacco companies struggle in a time like this. And the formula companies! My goodness, formula! Do you know how expensive formula is? Women who nurse are not spending hundreds of dollars of formula, which would provide much-needed stimulus for our economy.
We don't want to scare you peeps, but Bill O'Reilly isn't afraid to tell the real truth like it is, even if it ain't pretty. And we're here to tell you if this women's health nonsense doesn't stop we could become a society of (gasp) socialists!!! Yes, we said the S word. Extreme times call for extreme measures, peeps. We apologize for anyone we may have inadvertently offended.
|Don't listen to this uneducated hack|
It's time we took back our society. Breastfeeding is for wusses. We need to focus on important issues like jobs for all those unemployed men out there and making guns more accessible to all who want them. Don't listen to peeps like this guy, whose only agenda is to fuel anti-Fox News propaganda among the common folk.
And definitely, definitely, don't support organizations like this who are going to bankrupt America and spoil our workaholic culture with their agenda for more family friendly corporations.
So, if you were mad at Bill O'Reilly's comments, you might want to look at an issue from all sides, is all we're saying.
*We feel an obligation to point out that the above post was sarcasm, or what may be referred to some as "satire". Poker Chick does not, in fact, believe that all Scandinavians are hillbillies, nor does she think people who choose to breastfeed are ruining our country. Just to clear that up.