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Forget the election, Middle East peace and Britney Spears, and focus on the real news you're missing:

1. Injuries when a bus en route to a casino burst into flames. Unthinkable.
2. A different way of denying rhinoplasty.
3. Stephen Colbert's in the National Portrait Gallery...really!
4. Bulldogs are the new black.
5. Bin Laden's son says Daddy wants a truce. What's he smoking?
6. Gary Coleman's back...with his pants off.
   
   And finally.....

Could it be? The return of television as we knew it? Will someone write a friggin' ending for Lost already!