[Mis]parenthood

Ah, Potty training. You'd think it would be intuitive, but not if you're Poker Chick (not exactly an, er... conventional parent). She suspects it's not going well as her latest conversations go like this:
"C'mon, kiddo, let's go potty before we go to the park!"
"Don't worry, Mommy. I'll just make a pee pee in my pull-up."
And then you see that familiar scrunched-up face.....