Last weekend, we went to one of those pop up stores to get a Halloween costume that mini will wear for five minutes before taking it off and declaring it itchy as she collects candy she can't eat from houses that scare her.
Forgetting for a minute why we would do this (she asked, really!) what shocked us the most was what's out there for kids' costumes now. Especially the girls. Everything is, like...sexy. Really sexy. As in totally inappropriate for a 6 year old, 10 year old, or 12 year old sexy.
Why does a superhero or fictional character need to have a skirt six inches above the knees? Is that really necessary?
Now, before you go all judgmental and tell this mother to lighten up, you should know one very important fact: we are cool. Quite cool, if we may say so. We wear jeans and blue nail polish to work. So we know if we're thinking this we're not the only ones. And we were grateful when our friends at the Mouthy Housewives beat us to the punch on this particular observation, saying it better than we could have ourselves.
So read, enjoy, and cover up your girls for a little while longer. In the meantime, we'll be busy petitioning the NYC taxi commission so that our children no longer have to be subjected to riding in cars advertising strip clubs.