It's been a while. Worse, we're about to go preachy on you for a bit. Suck it up, 'cause this one's important.
So instead of asking you to go vote, we're going to ask you to stop anyone from talking yourself OUT of voting, and to help get others to vote.
Observe some typical barriers to voting, along with responses you can use:
Argument: "My state's going all blue (or red), my vote doesn't count"
Response: "Awesome! Let's skip the lines and go get ice cream. Just kidding. Even if your vote might not make a difference that year, it's a symbol of your freedom, and it sends a signal to others. Telling people you voted might inspire 10 other people to vote. Conversely, not voting breeds additional non-voting. See what you did there? You made us say boring words like "conversely". Can we go get that ice cream now?"
Response: "I don't like either of the candidates"
Answer: "Tough sh-t. You get two Presidential candidates. But that's not all - there's loads of people to pick from in the local races, and you might actually like one of them! As an added bonus, those political peeps probably affect you way more than the head honcho."
Argument: "I have better things to do"
Response: "Maybe, but will any of things give you an awesome sticker you can wear all day long to tell people that you did it? We didn't think so."
Argument: "I have no childcare"
Response: "Nothing says Democracy like shoving a bunch of kids into a voting booth with you while they whine for Sponge Bob. What do you think we'll be doing on the way to school tomorrow?"
Argument: "I don't know who to vote for, so I'm just not going to vote"
Response" "Grow a pair and pick one".
As a bonus, if you live in New York City, the Governor just signed an order that says you can vote at any polling place. So there's no excuse peeps.
We know this may be mind-boggling to some, but the idea of a participatory government is that you actually participate. And other than jury duty, which is forced on you, that leaves voting. Now, notice we haven't told you who to vote for, nor have we engaged in partisan politics bashing each candidate. We're not trying to influence your decision, because that's the point. Everyone's had months to make their arguments, and at this point, it should be your decision. But no one will know what it is if you don't actually make one and mark it on a ballot somewhere. So please, vote, remind your friends/family/coworkers to vote, heck, pass this along to them if it'll help. The point is to talk any sissies that want to willingly abstain out of it.
See? Told ya we'd get preachy on you.