Friday, February 15, 2008

We Wish This Were a Joke

This riding crop with antique tip is just one of the "instruments of pleasure" for sale. If you think this is weird, you should see their "butt-ins". Poker Chick feels a need to re-iterate the title of her Valentine's Day post.

The excerpt below was taken word for word from a local neighborhood magazine.

In the bedroom
Sometimes you need to whip your partner into shape - literally. The Kiki De Montparnasse collection of riding crops adds an aristocratic touch to your intimate moments, offering handcrafted, one-of-a-kind pieces make of 100% leather and bamboo, engraved silver, or vintage metal detailing. Even the shy and the prudish can appreciate the fine equine-inspired craftsmanship, and unlike a vibrator or pair of fuzzy handcuffs, you don't need to stash it away when the cleaning comes. Visit the Kiki De Montparnasse flagship boutique on Greene St.

Now don't toss those fuzzy handcuffs just yet, peeps. Even if this floats your boat, at $550 a whip you probably can't afford it. Wow, these rich New Yorkers sure are creeeepy.

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